On nights when I had nothing better to do than sit around, watch TV, and pick my butt, I often wondered if there was more to life. Many a night I pondered the questions of my own mortality, the meaning of life, and if I was doing all I could to make the best of this while I was here. Each time the answer was a loud, resounding (and quite persistent) "NO". The next step, now knowing that I needed to do something---anything---to change my present course for the better, was not as easily determined. After many more nights of butt-picking and thinking nothing was coming to me. Until one fateful night, while browsing my favorite children's clothing and porn sites, I glanced up at the digital camera resting atop the monitor. Then, it hit me: put stuff in and on my face, take pictures of it, and put it on the vast wasteland we call the "internet". And so, I present to you "Fun with Brian". Enjoy, you turd burgaling butt pirates!!! And remember: there once was a time when I had nothing better to do...
