2. Do you work... ...in a cubicle. ...outdoors. ...from 12am to 4am on a ghetto street corner.
3. How many times a month do you cry? Never 1-5 times 6 or more times I never stop crying because my life is a pathetic, useless ball of crap!
4. You deal with stress: gracefully violently by puking up my guts at the first sign of adversity.
5. Have you ever taken candy from a baby? Yes No Only when I'm hungry
6. Are you fat? Yes No No, I'm big-boned. Yes, but it's a glandular problem.
7. Would you ever consider trading places with your worst enemy for a day? Yes No
8. If you farted in a social situation and everyone smelled it would you:
Admit it then run away crying. Sneak out and hope no one notices. Rip another one and claim that due to a traumatic childhood you have lost the ability to control your bowels. Blame the dog.
9. If someone got you tickets to TWO NLCS games in one week, how would you show your appreciation?
Offer to buy the refreshments. After the game, offer to pay him or her back. After the game, thank him or her profusely and go home. After the game, give up the booty.