2. Do you masturbate regularly? yes no When my hands aren't full
3. If so, do you use sexual aids (ie., vibrator, dildo)? yes no
4. Have you ever had homosexual or lesbian sex? yes no
5. If so, did you like it enough to do it again? yes no
6. Have you ever had sex with...(check all that apply): farm animals relatives cadavers minors inanimate objects
7. Do you enjoy small animals in the anus? yes no Don't ask me right now, I can't find my gerbil
8. Have you ever gotten off on smelling someone else's farts?
yes, but only if they've eaten beans yes, but only if they've eaten eggplant no, I prefer to eat their poop Click to see if you're a ho!