Opinion Results for 10/18/00

Today's question is absolutely LOADED with potential for all you smart-asses out there!!! Do you think I am a "cyber-dork"?

Ratings:
  • "It's friggin' cool!"=4
  • "I cringed, but it wasn't too bad."=1
  • "Flush the toilet 'cause this s*** stinks!"=2
  • "Just tell the Beatmaster to go f*** himself"=0
  • "Hmmmmm, I think that geek is shiek and that you want to be kewl.....but your not! I think this question and this sad web page is your way of flaunting the little bit you know about computers!"(Possibly, but it's more my way of letting people like you show me how stupid you really are.---BB)

  • "Oh...wow...great. The opinion poll is finally back. How did I manage to live, to drag myself out of bed each morning without it. Thank you...thank you...thank you for bringing the opinion poll back into my otherwise empty life. You are my god and my savior. Hip...hip...hooray."(I don't know how you lived, but please stop.---BB)

  • "Yes. . . you are a cyber dork, real-world dork, SHI dork, Rutgers dork, NDHS dork, spence- dork, DORK DORK. . . it doesn't matter where you are-- You're a BIG dork."(And you are a big SLUT, a dirty SLUT, a crusty SLUT, and a slutty SLUT!---BB)

  • "a "cyber-dork" huh...? I do think you qualify as the dork part..with your hair pushed all forward, cruising the parking lot thinking you're a bad ass in your ford explorer, smoking up a storm. But you are not "Cyber". Your site has not up updated in a long time, and a cyber dork would not have had such a long lapse. So ..rest assure Spence...you are not a cyber dork."(The SHI parking lot is the best place to pick up chicks, man! And the Explorer...well, I need the room in the back, if you catch my drift...---BB)

  • "You are a very talented and resourceful person. The fact that you have a website for people to express themselves, as well as yourself just goes to prove it. If anyone has ever called you a "cyber -dork" it's because they are jealous and can only hope to achieve the goals you have already far surpassed. So continue with your greatness and ignore the ignorant. They only serve to undermind the truly great ones. Now, with all that said, I have to admit... YOU ARE ONE OF THE BIGGEST FREAKS I HAVE EVER MET!"(What about the Elephant Man? You may have never met him but I'm sure you would agree he is a bit more of a freak than I am.---BB)

  • "No. Hahahahaha! You wanted me to write something like, "Yes, you are a cyber-dork with a prehensile penis. All you do is hang from trees and jack off with lemurs. You can take your website and shove it directly up your fat ass, you twisted fuck!" But I'm not going to say that. Love, Jim Nabors"(Prehensile...hmmmm...not quite sure what that means. Be right back... Oh I get it...yeah, I can do that with my schlong.---BB)

  • "Well actually it has nothing to do with your cyber obsession. You would be a dork regardless of the technology available to you. Did you really need to ask?"(Do you really need to be breathing?---BB)

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