Click on the date for that day's opinion results!!!

4/4/00: How can we stick it to OPEC for hiking up gasoline prices?

4/5/00 Now that Microsoft has been declared a monopoly, what should we do with Bill Gates?

4/6/00 What is your favorite Polish invention?

4/7/00 What was your most insane drunken experience?

4/10/00 If you were tyrant of the world what would your first action as a leader be?

4/11/00 If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, what are boys made of?

4/12/00 What do you think the first sign of the end of the world will be?

4/13/00 Why do you all insist on busting on the Beatmaster when he is so nice and posts your opinions on his prestigious website?

4/14/00 If you were cryogenically frozen, with the expectation that you will be thawed out and reanimated in a few hundred or few thousand years, what would you do first after being brought back to life? (Besides taking a wizz!)

4/26/00 If you were born with the ability to speak what would have been the first words out of your mouth?

4/27/00 Is the universe expanding or collapsing? Explain.

4/28/00 If you were a recipe what your ingredients be?

5/1/00 If you could eradicate one person from the face of the earth who would it be? (Any answers involving the Beatmaster will be formed into a blunt object with which the respondents will be savagely beaten)

5/3/00 What is your most embarrassing childhood memory? (such as farting in school or getting a boner at the chalkboard)

5/5/00 What is the dumbest state in our great country?

5/8/00 If you could add one weapon of destruction to your automobile what would it be and why?

5/9/00 If you had a choice between living in Iraq or having a finger cut off which would you choose and why?

5/10/00 A rabid dog, Rosie O'Donnell, and four immigrant farm workers are locked in an empty room for 3 days. Who will come out alive and why?

5/11/00 If you knew that tomorrow was to be your last day alive what would you do?

5/12/00 Make up a dirty limerick. Keep in mind that using "Nantucket" is beating a dead horse.

6/5/00 How much did your life suck without the opinion poll?

6/6/00 Do you believe in the existence of aliens? Why or why not?

6/7/00 What do you think should be done to performers who are big-fat-lip-synching-fakes?

6/8/00 There has been some talk about how New Jerseyans really don't care if the Devils take home the Stanley Cup. How do you feel about this? Do you care if they win or not? Do you even think hockey is a real sport?

6/9/00 What is your favorite part of the human body?

6/12/00 I recently saw the movie Fight Club. There was a part where the question "Who would you most like to fight?" was posed. That's today's question. And why?

6/13/00 There has been some talk about legalizing the farming of marijuana in Canada (home of the B.C. bud) for medicinal purposes. Make up your best excuse to get a prescription if and when this happens.

6/15/00 I have a recurring theme in my dreams on occassion. This theme involves being an occupant of a very large house, so big that there are parts I have never been in, even though I have been living there for a long time. Sometimes I discover people living in my house that I had no idea were there because of it's size. Sometimes there are certain rooms that I can not go in, usually because they are haunted or something. Well, the other night I had a dream in which I went to this house and was informed that it had been rented. Today's question is what do you think this means?

6/16/00 If you had one chance to do anything you've ever wanted to do but suffer no consequences the next day, what would you do?

6/19/00 What is the most annoying word in the English language?

6/20/00 What is the greatest one-hit-wonder band of all time?

6/21/00 Name one thing you could never live without. Why? (vital organs are assumed necessary so those answers will not be posted, unless you want to be publicly humiliated)

6/22/00 You are given a video camera and a mission: To tape something that the whole world will want to see tonight on the evening news. What would you do and why?

6/23/00 Bitch about something. Spare no expense.

6/27/00 You may have heard that the first rough mapping of the human genome has been completed. Pretend that you are some kind of scientific genius and you somehow got your hands on it. What would you do with this information?

6/28/00 If you can be as snug as a bug in a rug, how uncomfortable can you be?

7/10/00 The Beatmaster's drinking habits have been out of control lately. How much do you need to drink before you become an alcoholic?

7/31/00 Today's opinion may sound a little serious, even similar to most of the other ones. But it's been a while and I need to get used to this again...but here it is: Assuming that you believe you could be doing more with your life, what do you want to do that would really make things worthwhile?

8/17/00 What is your opinion on the "boy band" phenomena?

8/20/00 You have just been caught by your parents in a "compromising" position involving some type of lubricant and/or an elongated object (get the picture?). Make up your best excuse as to why you were doing this.

8/21/00 The Pope, a rabbi, and three ducks walk into a bar. What happens?

8/22/00 The unofficial end of summer has come and gone. To me, it's kind of sad. How do you feel about the change of season? Is there anything you look forward to about it? Dread?

10/18/00 Today's question is absolutely LOADED with potential for all you smart-asses out there!!! Do you think I am a "cyber-dork"?

10/19/00 Since it is an election year and we are pretty close to election day...what are you going to be for Halloween and why?

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