Opinion Results for 4/13/00
If you were cryogenically frozen, with the expectation that you will be thawed out and reanimated in a few hundred or few thousand years, what would you do first after being brought back to life? (Besides taking a wizz!)

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You didn't ask for it. Hell, you probably didn't even know about the opinion poll in the first place. But I did mention that if you participated in it your opinion could possibly be posted on my site. Well, here are the results...

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Ok. It seems like most everyone would like to urinate immediately after being thawed out of a cryogenic state. I guess I can't blame you. But did you ever stop to think that if you were dead and frozen for hundreds or thousands of years that you really wouldn't have anything in you to pee out? Think about it...

• "Get laid!!!"
  
  
• "Turn on a TV, or the 4586 equivalent, and hope beyond all hope that Taco Bell had continued to produce those witty little commercials featuring that adorable little dog, Spuds Makenzie."
  
  
• "You beg me to take your fuckin' polls, and then you have the nerve to take my only answer? What do you want me to do?"
  
  
• "After taking a very reviving long piss ala Austin in Austin2...I would ask whoever defrosted me what time and date it was, ask if Jesus had come back to clean this place up, and if answered 'no' then I would ask to be frozen back...P.S. Good question"
  
  
• "I would find the first moist hole...preferably moist, insert my junk, thrust and repeat until satisfied. I'd probably have some major morning wood...and that's what I would do after I was first thawed."
  
  
• "Take a piss."
  
  
• "Get Naked!"
  
  

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