Opinion Results for 6/27/00

You may have heard that the first rough mapping of the human genome has been completed. Pretend that you are some kind of scientific genius and you somehow got your hands on it. What would you do with this information?

Ratings:
  • "It's friggin' cool!"=4
  • "I cringed, but it wasn't too bad."=2
  • "Flush the toilet 'cause this s*** stinks!"=0
  • "Just tell the Beatmaster to go f*** himself"=1
  • "Start my own race of perfect women and manipulate them so that they are all my slaves."

  • " Creat millions of pitty pincesses!"

  • "Become immortal."

  • " First, I would find specific genes, and modify them to make the "mega-man".I'd find the doodie gene, and modify it to make 3 foot long terds that smelled like a dead camal...it would scare people with it's almost snake like characteristics. Even that Allagator hunter dude would be afraid of it. New toilets would have to be created, and larger rolls of TP would be needed for "mega-man". Noone would shake his hand...but we'd all be very proud of him."

  • "Find the gene that gives people free will and mass produce humans without it to serve only me."

  • "i come to this friggin' site to answer the question of the day and here i find yesterday's question still posted. why don't you get it together and post a friggin' question. here's a question du jour: When the hell is the Beatmaster gonna get his crap together and quit being such a pudwacker? Post that buttface."

  • "*First: track down Einstein's special brain gene so that I could regenrate my own DNA absorbing it into my own brain so I would be able to have the capasity to understand what to do with that kind of knowledge and understand it fully...
    *Second I would figure out the cure for cancer, how to regenerate dead cells so that handicapped people could grow out their respective affected body parts, likewise for finding a cure to Superman Christopher Reeves' problem. Then I would select which gene made my mom the way she is and edit it out of my own genetic composition.
    *Finally I would track down James Cameron's creativity and conceptualization gene, to use on my own or affect my children's capasity and then they would have their future father's beauty, and my brains with kick asssss sense!
    Terminator, Abyss, Pirana2 and TITANIC rule! YEAH!"
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