Opinion Results for 6/6/00
Do you believe in the existence of aliens? Why or why not?
Ratings:
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"It's friggin' cool!"=2
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"I cringed, but it wasn't too bad."=1
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"Flush the toilet 'cause this s*** stinks!"=1
- "ONE NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED, DRUGGED, PROBED AND VIOLATED IN UNSPEAKABLE WAYS BY BIG, HAIRY CREATURES FROM ANOTHER PLANET. OH, WAIT A SECOND, THAT WAS JUST THE NIGHT THAT THE BEATMASTER GOT ME DRUNK AND TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME."(No, that was the night your mom took your temperature anally---BB)
- "Of course aliens exist. Didn't you see that movie with that guy? He nailed that hot alien bitch and then HE got pregnant. It was bad-assed, but it bombed at the box-office. It was beat out by friggin' Patch Adams. What the fuck???"(I don't know...Maybe if they had Patch Adams deliver the alien baby and then it jumped up and tore his jugular out. I'd definitely go to see that!---BB)
- "Aliens are a serious problem. I think we should make a fence out of the same material as a bug zapper, and place it on the border, thus preventing any illegal aliens into our country. The fence would Zap them pretty good, swaying their decisions to come into America, and stealing jobs from teenagers."(Hey, we were all immigrants at one point. Except the Pilgrims. They won fair and square.---BB)
"I think so, just look at Brian Spence."(Bite me.---BB)
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