Opinion Results for 6/20/00
What is the greatest one-hit-wonder band of all time and why?
Ratings:
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"It's friggin' cool!"=4
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"I cringed, but it wasn't too bad."=0
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"Flush the toilet 'cause this s*** stinks!"=1
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"Just tell the Beatmaster to go f*** himself"=0
- "I'm a big fan of "Safety Dance" (who sang that?) and "Rock me Amadeus" by Falco. . . expecially since they were both redone by Weird Al. . . that is truly geat one hit wonder status."(I think it was 'Men with Hats' that did that song. Didn't the guy dance with midgets in the video? He looked pretty damn happy about too, if I remember correctly.---BB)
- "....that would be Layola in the 1987 NCAA tourney, With a young Rick Pitino at the helm, the Friars had not been to the tournament in nine years, but with Billy Donovan, Darryl Wright and Steve Wright playing great basketball, they defeated Alabama-Birmingham, Austin Peay, No. 2 Alabama and No.1 Georgetown to land in the Final Four. There, the sixth-seeded Friars were drubbed by Syracuse and didn't win again until 1997. Why you ask...poor recruiting is my guess. They had some minor violations in the early 90's that hurt them, and never rebounded. Spence...don't make me think so hard on these....how about some fun questions..."(I've already alerted the proper authorities about this guy...---BB)
- "Tommy-Tune's "Jenny (867-5309)". Who doesn't remember this brilliant piece of poetry:
I got it
I got it
I got the number on the wall
I got it
I got it
For a good time, for a good time call...
8-6-7-5-3-0-nieeine
Need I say anything more?"(I'll give ten bucks to anyone who calls this number right now. Email me with your findings.---BB)
[NOTE: The Beatmaster will not give you ten dollars for this. Do you think he's stupid? You don't have to answer that one.]
- "The Beatles because everyone knows they only had one hit song...what is ya ingnorant?"(Your attempt at humor has failed miserably. I'm coming over there to cram an Abbey Road album up your ass.---BB)
- "Girl, you know it's true...-Milli Vanilli"(Actually, they had a couple of hits. None of which I can remember right now. I guess I'll just have to go home and dig up the album---uh, I mean, go ask some stupid dork idiot who actually bought the thing.---BB)
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