Opinion Results for 5/8/00
If you could add one weapon of destruction to your automobile what would it be and why?

---

I see you've all thought about this one...

• " I would love to add a cow catcher..you know ..like the ones on a train. I would love to zoom around the Wal-Mart parking lot mowing down would-be shoppers. Yeah...that's what I want..."
  
  
• "Richard Simmons. The awesome destructive power of Simmons' personality defies any reason yet contrived."
  (Those nut-hugger shorts would scare me out of ever driving again.---BB)
  
  
• "turbo-blasting, nuclear powered automobile vaporizers to instantly zap and erase those stupid s***head Wyomming drivers who are afraid to make right hand turns."(For those of you who don't know how a Wyoming person drives imagine a cow driving a mini-van.---BB)
  
  
• "A smile because it stops people. They have no idea what to do."
  
  
• "It would have to be oil slicks, like batman had. Then I could waste obsene amounts of crude oil and hopefully drive the price of oil way up, thus assuring that the beloved Beatmaster never, EVER runs out of things to complain about."
  
  
• "~~me, driving behind it. Enough said."(Or how about driving in it?---BB)

Higgety-Home --- Previous Results