Opinion Results for 8/21/00

The Pope, a rabbi, and three ducks walk into a bar. What happens?

Ratings:
  • "It's friggin' cool!"=1
  • "I cringed, but it wasn't too bad."=4
  • "Flush the toilet 'cause this s*** stinks!"=0
  • "Just tell the Beatmaster to go f*** himself"=0

  • "..the Pope walks in, sits next to the Rabbi, who has three ducks in his lap. The Pope, somewhat intrigued by this site, can't leave this one be, and asks, "..cute...very nice...where did you get em". One duck looks over and says, "at a brisk....got a problem with that?" Get it....ok..it's pretty lame..but I wasn't given much to work with."(No, I don't "get it". You were given plenty to work with, don't give me any of your crap. And I think you meant "bris" instead of "brisk", unless kids are being born these days with cans of iced tea on the ends of their weiners...---BB)
    (NOTE: After further reflection on this response, the Beatmaster has "gotten" the joke and is not at all amused.)

  • "they order 5 beers?"(I guess they could...would the ducks have ID?---BB)

  • "Spence fucks all of them up the ass!!"(After you lube 'em up real good with your greasy Italian head!!! Fucker!---BB)

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