Opinion Results for 8/20/00
You have just been caught by your parents in a "compromising" position involving some type of lubricant and/or an elongated object (get the picture?). Make up your best excuse as to why you were doing this.
Ratings:
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"It's friggin' cool!"=1
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"I cringed, but it wasn't too bad."=4
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"Flush the toilet 'cause this s*** stinks!"=0
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"Just tell the Beatmaster to go f*** himself"=0
- "A science experiment for school."(A science experiment, huh? Boy, I'd hate to see what it looks like down there!---BB)
- "Something tells me this has actually happened to you...it has hasn't it?"(Does your mom count?---BB)
- "I fell on it and I was using the lubricant to ease the "getting it out" process...This really has happened to you...I thought so..."(Try explaining that one to your proctologist!..and once again, does your mom count? She was involved so I wouldn't quite call it being "caught"---BB)
- "hey...c'mon in. Take a look how far this chick on this porno can shove a cock down her thoat. I find it stimulating....care for some lubricant?"(Honesty is always the best policy...---BB)
- "I have been brainwashed by the beatmaster to treat my body as though it were an amusement park . . .it's all his fault!"(What's the height minimum to ride you, baby? In inches, of course.---BB)
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