Opinion Results for 5/12/00
Make up a dirty limerick. Keep in mind that using "Nantucket" is beating a dead horse.

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Never miss a chance to crack on me!!!

• "There once was a Sasquatch named Spence,
  Who tried to jump over a fence,
  But his balls were so hairy,
  Like Velcro -- how scary,
  They got stuck and the pain was intense!"
  
  
• "there once was a very fine lass,
  whose virtue was as crystal as glass.
  along came a dude,
  who said to this prude,
  "do you mind if i tickle your ass?"
  
  
• "There once was a man named John Farley,
  His work day became rather gnarly,
  See, he went out to lunch,
  And he did more than munch,
  He returned flying high like Bob Marley."
  
  
• "I'm packing to go to a trip, so I really haven't time to give much lip, (don't even think about it)so I'll give you my favorite limerick instead:
  "Jack n' Jill went up the hill,
  each with a buck and a quarter,
  JILL CAME DOWN WITH $2.50!
  
  
• "There is this man name Art,
  Whose ass plays a tune when he farts,
  He ate too much beans,
  And ripped one right through his seams,
  And now he's number one on the charts!"
  
  

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